Expletives in the City.

You know you're in New York when: you are walking down East 77th Street, seriously minding your own business, and a man walking the opposite direction stops in front of you, looks at you, and yells while pointing his finger at you:  "You f*%&ing bitch!"  

When this happened to me last Friday afternoon on my way home from the office, I froze, looked behind me for who he must be talking to and then back at this stranger I'd never seen before, which prompted him only to repeat his expletives even louder (causing passersby to turn and look at me?!) yelling, "Yes you!  You f*%&ing bitch!"   

And then he went along his merry way.

Only in New York.