I totally have my moments where I miss New York like whoa, but reading this article, titled "10 Reasons Why NYC Isn't as Great as You Think It Is", this morning made me simultaneously proud of my time there and relieved that I am back in Los Angeles.
Reason #2 had me laughing out loud:
Reason #2 had me laughing out loud:
It's the best place to be if you're having a good day...
But if you're having a bad day, watch the fuck out, because New York is going to make sure your day turns out 10 times worse then when it began. Got fired from your job? Have no fear, on your way home from work, New York will make sure it rains or snows on you en route to your place and now that you've lost your 400th umbrella this year and refuse to buy a new one -- you're soaked. It won't end there! The subway won't work, you'll get trapped behind several thousand tourists who have no idea where they're going on your way back to your apartment and no less than ten homeless people, who all own iPhones will ask you for a dollar.
I'm sure I'll yearn for New York again tomorrow though, because like the author says, that city is like crystal meth.
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4 comments :
HA HA! That is hilarious!
Oohhh this is just what I need for those days that I miss my life in NY. I always try to remember the feelings I would have during my 1.5 hour commute from the Bronx to the Upper West Side every day.
bahhahaha! hilarious. oh goodness. I can only take NYC in small doses. xoxo
I laughed out loud just reading the article...but it's all somewhat true and super hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
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