20 August 2010

Secret lovahs + such.

CEH:  So my friend T is having an affair.  She has a boyfriend, but then she also has a lovah.
Me:  Yikes.
CEH:  And when I went to visit her this weekend in North Carolina, we spent Friday evening with Cameron and Saturday evening with Dave.  But I don't call him Dave.
Me:  Why don't you call him Dave?
CEH:  Dave's not a very secret lovah name.
Me:  Okay, touche.  ...So what do you call him instead?
CEH:  Jerome.
Me:  I like it.
CEH:  T doesn't like it.  She got annoyed when I called him Jerome to his face.
Me:  Why?  I would have laughed.
CEH:  She said he doesn't "get it"

I wonder what it says about me that I totally get it.


7 comments :

Laura said...

You're just very open minded, my Darling. Sorry I have been MIA.

this free bird said...

I love juicy stories like these.

And it means you are "in the know". You know...the know?

xoxo,
Carrie

MCW said...

Jerome is a perfect name for a lovah...or Antonio.

Mandy said...

Hahaha! It's great that you get it! I thought it was hilarious!

Thanks for your note on my blog, it's weird how we can both be having the same thoughts this week! Enjoy your weekend!!

J. said...

hahaha I would've never stopped calling him Jerome. Actually, I think would've come up with my own and started calling him Antonio or some other sexy lover name.

http://jammer10am.blogspot.com/

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

Lol that totally makes me think of Justin Bobby on The Hills.

Heather Taylor said...

I like it too. Jermone is the perfect secret lovah name.